Hey darling, wake up, it is such a lovely Christmas morning. I wish you all the happiness in the world this Christmas. I promise to do all it takes to see you happy. More Christmas Jokes For Adults This is Guy's favourite tale to tell at grown-up parties. You can tell it as it is, or else you could improvise and improve the yarn depending on the nationalities present at your Christmas gathering. 'Waiter - There's a Fly in My Champagne'.
Dec 21, - Explore Delaney Arroyo's board "Naughty Christmas Quotes. Lol" on Pinterest. See more ideas about christmas quotes, naughty christmas, naughty pins. Sep 15, · Either way, these funny Christmas quotes are sure to bring good tidings to you and your kin and help get you into the holiday spirit.. Funny Christmas Quotes. 1. “I was Christmas .